Join Britain’s angriest optimist for a journey through the underbelly of suburbia and the joys of becoming middle aged.

Being de-platformed by woke students, forced to not drink during the day, made to embrace the joys of DIY and schooled in the importance of recycling…

He’s living an Essex based re-make of Kafka’s Metamorphosis. He’s becoming what he once feared most, he’s becoming Jeremy Clarkson.